Thinkpad

As the Argentine Peso keeps on tumbling down (tumbling down, tumbling down), the tech savvy leaned upon material goods as a way to keep money in a non-devaluable form. While some opted for the classic "in the end my fridge was a lie", others invested in digital currency capable of being used in developed countries. The rest had to resort upon questionable ethics to keep afloat, such as hoarding an obscene amount of Thinkpad computers. It is said that this same Wiki is currently hosted in a zombified array of IBM Thinkpads running some custom Gahnoo+/Loonix kernel capable of asking the user to "get down and meet him" whenever they mention the keyword "Marselo".